So I just went out for a walk, and I live in this tiny suburban town, you know, and I’m just walking and listening to my iPod when suddenly I turn the corner and I see this little guy munching on the grass to its heart’s content. This is not a normal occurrence in my town, and I’m just like happily petting/taking pictures of it when suddenly local police drives up. The cop was like, “Is this your goat?” I’m like, “No!” “Do you know who’s goat it is?” “No.” “Do you live around here?” “Yeah.” Then he goes and gets a leash out of his car.
Like what even. Other towns have stray cats, my town has freaking stray GOATS.